Mock Interviews

My life seems to be filled with monsters lately. Vampires, minotaurs, werewolves, I keep running into them. But something was missing. One of the most majestic monsters of all had never entered my life. So imagine my pleasurable surprise when I stumbled upon one. I was walking along the railroad tracks and found a cave. Being the inquisitive sort, I made my way inside only to find out it was a dragon’s lair. And quite an impressive one at that. Fortunately, its inhabitant had just eaten, and since I had a thermos of piping hot coffee with me (what? You don’t take coffee with you when you go on a hike?), and laid the flattery on thick, an interview was […]

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Mock Interviews

So I was sitting in the cafe today, enjoying a nice dark roast, when the door opened up. This is not usually a strange occurrence, but this time I had to say “Holy cow!” The Minotaur who’d just walked in looked at me and said “no, it’s just me”. Well, I had to take the opportunity to do an interview, so I asked him if he’d like to join me. Fortunately, while I was expecting him to be bullish, he was quite acowmadating. So here’s how our little conversation went.   P.J.: I’m glad you could join me, Mr. Minotaur. Say, can I call you Minny? Minotaur: Do, and I gore you to death. P.J.: Mr. Minotaur it is! So […]

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Mock Interviews

The other day, I was visiting the art studio, and I was musing about some of the weirdness I’ve been encountering lately. I mean, I’ve met vampires, werewolves, all sorts of monsters, and they’ve all been happy to sit down and have an interview with me. I was thinking about whether this could be because I was more open to the supernatural since starting to work for the coffee shop, or if it was just the hallucinations of my caffeine-addled brain, when the skeleton they have mounted for anatomy drawings assured me that it was perfectly normal and to not worry about it. Well, who am I to argue with someone who smiles so much? And then I figured, well, […]

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Coffee, Mock Interviews

Hello Ladies and Germs, I’m pleased to say I’ve lined up another interview for you today. To be honest, I wasn’t expecting to be interviewing anyone today, I was just out for a stroll in the woods when I took a wrong turn. I ended up wandering along a mud-covered path and came to a rather stagnant stand of water, when a swamp creature burst from the pool and accosted me! Fortunately, it turned out that he just hadn’t had his morning cup of coffee yet, so he was a little cranky and smelled mine. While I wouldn’t normally hand over my java to anyone, I felt that in this case, it was worth it, and after a few sips, […]

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Mock Interviews

P.J. Greetings, Boys and Ghouls. Today you’ll be pleased to know that I’ve secured another exclusive interview! I’m going to sit down and have a chat with none other than that handsome devil, the Invisible Man. Although he seems to be running late. Invisible Man Late? I’ve been sitting here for the last half hour! P.J. You have!? Oh geeze, I’m sorry! I just assumed that because I didn’t see… you… Invisible Man Yeah, didn’t think of that, did you? Discrimination against the visibility impaired, that’s what that is. P.J. Well I didn’t mean to, it was a mistake, I’m really sorry… Invisible Man Hah! Nah, I just got here. I just had to give you some grief. P.J. … […]

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