Mock Interviews, Tea

P.J. Hello again boys and ghouls. I have a special treat for you today. I’ve managed to track down the wolfman for an exclusive interview! We’re going to have a howlingly good time today! Wolfman That was horrible. Also, I prefer Canid-American. Werewolf has such negative connotations, don’t you think? P.J. Oh! Sorry about that. Wolfman Quite alright, good sir. I do understand that it’s part of the popular vernacular, but I enjoy challenging preconceptions now and then. P.J. Well, good for you. Given that, what are your preconceptions on coffee? Wolfman Oh, I’m not much of a coffee drinker, really. I much prefer a nice cup of tea. Earl Grey is my standby, but a nice green tea or […]

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Mock Interviews

P.J.   Hi everyone, and welcome to another interview with a monster. The monster, in fact. Frankenstein’s Monster. I figured that since I’d already interviewed the doctor, that I should interview his creation as well. So… um… what should I call you? Monster   Oh you can call me what everyone else calls me. ‘Eeeeek!’ or ‘What the hell is that!?’. P.J.   Er.. I’m not sure if that will work very well… Monster   Ahaha! Just kidding, my good man. Call me Clarence. I’ve always liked the name Clarence. P.J.   Sure. Clarence it is. So tell me Clarence, how do you take your coffee? Monster   Intravenously. P.J.   Pardon? Monster   Well, you did interview the doctor. He did tell you he pumped […]

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Mock Interviews

P.J.  Hi again everyone. P.J. here, and today I’ve traveled all the way to Geneva to speak with Doctor Frankenstein. Evening Doc, how are you doing? Frankenstein  Couldn’t be better. Couldn’t be better. Things are going smashingly well. P.J.  I’m glad to hear that. Say, where’s your monster? I expected him to be here. Frankenstein  Oh, he’s out and about, getting into some kind of mischief I’m sure. Oh the stories he comes back with. He keeps me in stitches I tell you! P.J.  You don’t say? Well, no matter. It’s easier to interview one person at a time, after all. So let me start off with the first question I always ask in my interviews. How do you take […]

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Mock Interviews

P.J.  Hi Everyone. I’m P.J. from the Coffee Shop of Horrors, and boy, do I have a treat for you today. I’ve been joined for an exclusive interview by none other than old Vlad himself. You don’t mind if I call you Vlad, do you? Dracula  If you do, I shall impale your head upon a spike in my yard as a warning to others. P.J.  Mr. Dracula it is! Well, Mr. Dracula, I’m glad you could join me. Dracula  Count, please. P.J.  Umm… ok… one, two, three, four… Dracula  No, no. Call me Count. P.J.  Oh! Alright. Well Count, I’m glad you could join me. I’m sure our readers are just fascinated to know more about you. And the […]

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